About Us & What We Do!

Welcome to Dirt Poor Designs — where sarcasm is free, but our badass handmade goods aren’t.

Born from equal parts creativity, caffeine, and “I can totally make that,” we’re the go-to crew for folks who want bold, unique pieces with a little attitude (and maybe a few curse words). We’re not your average crafters. We weld, we press, we print, and we make magic from metal, fabric, and sass.

Our vibe? Small-town grit with big-time heart. Whether you're decking out your ride, your reading nook, or your entire damn house, we’ve got something to make your space (and your personality) shine.

We’re basically a one-stop snark shop. Here's what we're slinging:

🔥 Metal Fabrication
Plasma-cut and designed to perfection, our metal art isn’t just tough—it’s got personality. Whether it’s home décor, signage, or custom badassery, we’ll make it yours.

🎨 Sublimation
We print high-quality, full-color designs on everything from shirts to coasters. It’s vibrant, it’s permanent, and it won’t peel like your last bad sunburn.

✂️ Vinyl
We cut it, press it, and slap it on everything from tees to totes. Clean lines. Bold designs. No BS.

🧵 Embroidery (Coming Soon!)
Threaded sass? Oh yes, it's coming. Keep your hats on—literally—we’re gearing up for stitched designs that don’t quit.

🎉 Fun-Ass Parties & DIY Events
Yep, we throw crafty little ragers. Whether it’s a make-and-take night with your crew or a hands-on DIY bar at your event, we bring the supplies and the sass. Create custom:

• Bookmarks (for your spicy reads)
• Hats (for keeping it cute and shady)
• Cups (because hydration should be hilarious)
• Plant projects (get dirty in style)

Perfect for girls’ nights, birthdays, pop-ups, and anyone who likes their crafting with a side of sarcasm.

• Tote bags & accessory bags (for your stuff and your secrets)
• Shirts & hoodies (with attitude)
• Hats (because bad hair days happen)
• Bookmarks & bookends (for the readers with edge)
• Car coasters & car freshies (make your ride smell as good as it looks)
• Metal signs & wall art (rustic, real, and rad)
• Home décor (snark included at no extra cost)
• Custom orders (because we know you’ve got ideas)

Whether you're shopping for yourself or need the perfect gift for someone with a wicked sense of humor, we’re here to make sure your stuff stands out.

Got an idea?

Hit us up and let’s make some magic—and probably some noise.